DANS

CHICKEN ALA CARTE

2009-06-11T12:27:00.006+08:00

CHICKEN-ALA-CARTE

SUPP..

I JUST WANNA SHARE WIT YOU GUYS A LIL VID FROM
THE BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL.

IGNORE THA BAD SINGING.
JUST WATCH AND
LISTEN TO THA MESSAGE TO WHAT THEY ARE SENDING.

"HOW CAN SOMEONE'S LAUGHTER
BRING ME CLOSE TO TEARS"

YO, JUST BE THANKFUL IN WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW.
APPRECIATE IT AND TREASURE IT
COS NOT ALL OF US IS LIVIN
THA SAME LIFE AS WE LIVE IN.
FEEL ME?

LIVE IT UP!

2009-06-02T21:06:00.006+08:00

LIVE IT UP!

BE SMOKE FREE? HAH! MAYBE LATER..
HAHAH

AIITE2..
NOPE! IM NOT ASKIN YA'LL TO QUIT SMOKING..
IM NOT URE MUMMY..HAHA

YEA..ANIWAYS..
RECENTLY.. ME AND HADDY JOIN THIS RAP COMP THINGY..
ORGANISED BY HEALTH PROMOTION BOARD.
ITS THA 'LIVE IT UP WITHOUT LIGTHIN UP"EVENT..

DANS AND DOUBLE D-Y

MA EVERYTHING =) TNX!
(IGNORE THA DUDE BEHIND)

SWITCH MIC AND ANNABLE FRANCIS

ANIWAYS..
WE LOST..HAHAHA
OH WELL..FIRST COMP FOR SWITCH MIC.
WE NEED TO PRACTICE MORE

WE LOST THIS COMP DOESNT MEAN
WE DIDNT WIN ANYTHING..
WE GAIN MORE EXPERIENCE..
WE ALL WINNERS..
AHAHAHA
WIN SOME,LOOSE NOTHING..
YESSIR..HAHAHA

LASTLY, I WANNA SHOW YOU OUR RAP VIDEO..
THE AUDIO SEEMS FUCKED UP..
BUT..OH WELL..HAHA..
ENJOY!

DONE!

I KILLED THA MEDIA!

2009-04-07T22:32:00.004+08:00

I KILLED THA MEDIA!

SUP FOO!
DO YOU KNOW THIS FINE LIL MAMA?

YUP ITS M.I.A BITCHES!
HOHO
AN INDIAN CHICK WIT A UNIQUE VOICE AND TALENT.
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT HER NEW ALBUM "KALA".
GO BUY HER ALBUM OR DOWNLOAD ILLEGALLY..
I DONT CARE..I JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR..
HAHA

DUNDADADUNNDADADUNNDADADUNNDUNN
DUNDADADUNNDADADUNNDADADUNNDUNN..

HEHS..ANIWAYSS..
HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO KARAOKE BUT DINT HAVE ANY MONEY TO GO?
OR YOU'RE JUST SHY TO SING INFRONT OF YOUR MATES JUST BCOS
YOU SOUND LIKE A TOAD?

WELL SHY NO MOREE! YOU BOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN!
IM GOONA HOOK YOU UP WIITA WEBSITE..
A WEBSITE THAT CAN LET U KARAOKE FOR HOURS N HOURS WITHOUT PAYING
A SINGLE CENT..
YUP..LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU...

KARAOKE PARTY!
HAHAHA

GO TO karaokeparty.com
SIGN UP..NO NEED TO PAY
PLUG IN A MIC..(if u have no mic, its ok..but there wont be any points)
CHOOSE A SONG..
CLOSE THA DOOR..(just incase someone love ur voice n decided to throw a shoe at you)
ROCK OUT HARD!..

EASY AS THAT!
MAYB ONE DAY..YOU'LL BE STAR FERR SHO'..
OR YOU'LL END UP COLLECTING SHOES...
EITHER ONE..YOU'RE STILL A WINNER..
HAHAHHA

SO..THATS ALL
IMMA BOUT TO MAKE SG RAIN!

2009-03-31T16:32:00.004+08:00

MA SNEAKS ARE FOR SNEAKIN'.

SUP FOO!
ARE YOU A SNEAKER FREAK?A SNEAKER PIMP?
GETTING NEW KICKS BY HUSTLIN'
STREET CATS ROCKIN DOWNTOWN WIT THA BEST
FRESH NEW KICKS, FROM NIKE TO ADIDAS
FROM THIN LACE TO FAT LACE
GETTIN SOME SMUDGE IS SUCH A DISGRACE
IT AINT FLY NO MORE, IT AINT DOPE NO MORE
BETTER SHINE IT OFF,TO-SHINE-ONCE-MORE!
HAHAS

I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO CALLED JUST FOR KICKS
AND THEY TELL US BOUT ALL THOSE STORIES BEHIND EVERY KICKS.

LIKE RUN DMC'S "MY A-DI-DAS!",
HAHAHA
WEARING THEIR ADIDAS WIT NO LACES ON
WERE INSPIRED BY THE PRISONERS.

RUN DMC.

ROCKSTEADY CREW.

BBOYS WEARING FAT LACES WIT FUNKY FRESH COLOURS JUST TO MATCH THEIR TOP
AND EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE FRESH N DOPE!
HAHA..YOU DONT SEE THAT NO MORE..
HAHAHA

AITE2..YOU GUYS CAN CHECK OUT THA VID TRU YOUTUBE.
SIMPLY TYPE JUST FOR KICKS..
AND TADAAAA!
HAHAHAHA

IF YOU LIKE TO SURVEY FOR SOME BRAND NEW KICKS AND BE THA FIRST TO ROCK WIT EM',
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITES.
1) www.kicksonfire.com/
2) www.nicekicks.com/
HAHA..ENJOY!

SO..IF YOU THINK YOUR AIRMAX IS "DOPE","FRESH" AND "FLY",
BETTER THINK AGAIN, YAA MAAFAA STREET WEARER MATREPS!(S.W.M.R).

HAHAHA!

OL SKOOL

2009-03-30T14:46:00.015+08:00

OL'SCHOOL ISH'!

SUP FOO!
LOO-KEY!LOO-KEY!
LOO-KEY HERE!
LOOK WHAT IVE FOUND,
SOME OLD PICTURES!
HAHA..

FROM LEFT:
MA SIS (NUR ARINA), MA COUS (NURUL FAUZAH
AND HAFIZZUDIN), MA AUNT (MAKSU),
MA BRO (NUR HIDAYAT), SOME CUTE DUDE..HAHA

FROM LEFT:
MA AUNT (CIK YATI), SIS, SOME CUTE DUDE,
BRO, NURUL AND HAFIZ.

HAHAHA
THOSE TIMES..
LOOK AT WHAT THA ADULTS USED TO WEAR..
HAHAHAH..
THA 90S..HAHA

IVE GOT A FRIEND,RENNI,
WHICH I JUST GOT TO KNOW
THAT SHE USED TO BE IN THA
SAME KINDERGARDEN AS ME..
HAHA..
NOW WE TRYNA FIG WHETHER
WE'RE FROM THA SAME CLASS OR NOT.
AHAHA

TRY ASKIN UR MATES.. MAYBE U AND HIM/HER
ARE FROM THA SAME KINDERGARDEN..
U'LL NVR KNOW.. SINGAPORE IS SMALL THO'..
HAHAHAHA
=)

2009-03-24T13:14:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BDAE TO YOU!
HOHO

SUPP LADIES N GERMS!
ITS MISS JACOBS BDAE!

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THA HELL SHE IS..
WELL DONT BOTHER KNOWING HER..
LALALALA..HAHAHHA
JOKING..
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THA HELL SHE IS..
WELL YOU SUCK!..HOHO

WAHH!!
JULIE DH TUA!
AHAHAH..
TKLAMER LAGI.....
HAHAHA
TK LAMER LAGI AKU BAGI KAU PRESENT LAA...
AHAHAHHAHA

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY
MISS JULYANNA BTE JAMIL!
(sorry if i misspelled ur name but i got ur dads name right, right?)

HAHAHA..=)

twins

2009-03-24T11:49:00.003+08:00

LOOK -A-LIKE-Y!

hoho

supp foo!
ever seen one of your identical twins bfo'?
someone once told me that each of us have 6/7 identical twins.
hahaha!
i dunnoe who that dude/duddette is..
but he/she aint shittin'.
hahaha

i saw mine once..
ok..mayb more than once..
quite famous too..
check them out..

tadaa! hahahaha..

1)Tom Cruise.(well, i used to look like him)
2)John Cho.(no, im not Harold!)
3)Snoop Dogg.(if im black, i sure will look like him)
4)Zack Effron.(not a big fan of him tho')
5)Fernando Torres.(if im Spanish, i sure will look like him)
6)Ironman.(if im a Robot, i sure will look like him)
7)Spiderman.(to tell you tha truth, underneath that mask..is actually me)

hahahaha..
tadaaa!
hahaha

ok im lyin..
i dont really look like them..
hahaha..duhh..hahaha

ive yet to find mine..
haha..
oh welll...

and tha search goes on....

cards

2009-03-11T11:00:00.006+08:00

GOD OF GAMBLERS!
HOHO

supp foo'!
ever played some poker card games bfo'?
no?, hoho! u suck!
hahaha

ok2..mari abang ajar(big brother will teach u)..
hahaha..

1st rule.

if you wanna gamble, dont bet all of ur money/chips at one go.
even if they say u're kental/useless.
nvm, be a smart kental or else,
you will lose everything and you will look like him.
fer sho'

thats what u call a fuckface.
hoho.

2nd rule.

dont bet at all, if ur religion says betting is haram.
if u still wanna do it,
just dont get addicted or
you will end like him.

hahahaha.
gay ish!
hahaha

ok2.

Blackjack a.k.a 21.

dealer deals 2 cards per player.
one is revealed n one is faced down.
players can look at both of their cards.
they need to get 21 or close to 21.
do not go overboard or you will definitely lose.
they can have a max. of 5 cards each in order to get 21.
ACE is 1/11.
Jack,Queen,King is 10.
if you still dont understand,
just look at how pros play it.
hoho.

Big 2 a.k.a Chor Dai Di/Tai Tee(how alot of us pronounce)

interesting game.
go to www.pagat.com/climbing/bigtwo.html if u wanna learn how to play tha game.
if you still dont understand,
just look at how pros play it.
hahaha
and click here if u wanna play it online.
www.viwawa.com
yes, online!

Indian poker or in my terms, Game Busted Members.

hahahaha
just click here if u wanna learn how to play.
http://www.pokersource.com/games/indian-poker.asp
must have a forfeit for this game.
if you still dont understand,
just look at how pros play it.
hoho.

ok!
invite ur friends,as many as u can,
tha more tha merrier!
hahaha.
have fun playing.=)

2009-03-05T20:47:00.003+08:00

NEW DESIGN!

Plus

Plus

Gets

TADAA!
hahaha.

software used:
Adobe Photoshop CS3.

dys bdae.

2009-03-04T00:56:00.003+08:00

Happy Birthday Bro!

Back then. .

Now..

First of all..Happy B'dae to
Muhd Haddy Khairul Aqmar(or Akmar) a.k.a
Double Dy/ Sniper Viper/ Lil Heazy.
Yes, tha BIG guy wit alot of names.

Alrite2..
Heres a lil trick question for you.

Guess how old is he?
a) 19
b)14
c)16
d)17

If ure ans. is C..
den you are right!
wtf? yea wtf..hoho..

"tha youngest among em'!"- Double D-Y

hahha

aniways..
Happy 16th Bdae Bro!
Getting older means getting wiser.
Goodluck in everythin that u're doin
and Bro, we will soon make it to tha top!
Rockin Tha Stage side by side!
aiite!

2009-03-01T01:14:00.003+08:00

Lost.

we will meet again, right?
will i still hear your voice tonight?
why arent you answering me?
why arent you answering me?

Loosing something valuable,
man, thats nothing.
Loosing someone valuable,
damn, thats something.
Hard to let go to tha someone you love.
They're better than gold,
even nothing can beat how much they worth.
They were tha ones who stood there by my side
They were tha ones who taught me to do things right.
Giving me advices but i dint listen.
Took things for granted, thats why shits happen.
If i can reset tha time, yea i probably would.
Just wanna apoligise to them, if i could.
I regret doin all those sins to you, yea i really am.
I hope u have forgiven me, i know im not tha perfect man.
Life goes on, i still pray for you.
I really miss you, i love you, i really do.
"You're my sunshine,my rainbow after tha rain."
i hope i get to heaven and meet you again.
Love.

Nash, sorry for your lost bro.
do keep praying for him aiite man.
take care bro.

And rest in peace to my all my love ones who had left this cold world.
you all still be remembered.

dans

2009-02-23T16:56:00.005+08:00

Move(If You Wanna)- M.I.M.S.

supp!
check out this fresh new music video by
M.I.M.S, Move(If You Wanna).
yup M.I.M.S back! wit all of his dopest beats.
kinda catchy btw.
move if you wana if you wana if you wana
hahahaha
enjoy!=)

2009-02-23T01:32:00.005+08:00

NOTE TO SELF:
NEVER SAY THIS TO A BARBER.

"CIK, TRIMKAN RMBUT, BLAKANG TKMU SLOPE AND SIDE BURN TKMU SHAVE.
YANG LAIN CIK NK BUAT APE2,CIK BUAT AH."

TRANSLATION.
"UNCLE, TRIM MY HAIR, I DONT WANT ANY SLOPE AT THA BACK AND DONT SHAVE MY SIDEBURNS AND AS FOR THA REST, YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU LIKE."

HAHAHAHA..
COCK-UP +CRASH! = FUCK UP!
HAHA

rats.

2009-02-22T23:52:00.003+08:00

RATS.
Ohh i see a rat!, ohh i see a rat!
Tha rat is on my back,Better kill it fast
Better hide those snacks or life will be a mess,
wit dem ugly pest, ohh i see a rat!

i hear tha rat is comin'.
runnin' n squeakin' searchin' ferr sumtin'.
hush now! you dont wanna make a sound
or tha rat will hear and tell tha others to turn around.
better keep it to yourself, never ever spit a word
cos they wont keep it to themselves and will tryna tell tha whole wide world.
a rat a.k.a a snitch,
these are some things in life you need to ditch.
life's a bitch,yea i know! well you gotta to do what you gotta do,
and once a snitch, always a foo'!
tryin to fit in, tryin to act cool!
dissing youre old friends, looking for new.
am still tryna fig. it out what you get ferr doing that?
do you really feel good after stabbing a back?
so you think you have tha power? man! do you ever get respect?
hoping karma will hit you, dont you ever dare turning back.
oh one more thing, they actually setting you a trap,just dont regret!
so happy snitchin'! ya maafaa fagg!

dans.

2009-02-21T21:47:00.004+08:00

Wassup!
Im selling this Awesome, Dopest, Freshest, Coolest, Classy REEBOK BASKETBALL PUMP!
ONLY 1 IN SG!
so that means you're be tha only dude/dudette to be rockin wit it.
size: U.S 9, SG i dont know..ahahaha
its second hand btw. wore it twice.no lie.
Bought price: $160 Selling price:$145.
it worth ya money.
if interested, just add me tru MSN.
danial823@hotmail.com.

izzle

2009-02-21T20:14:00.008+08:00

izzle languizzle fo'shizzle
wit MR DANS n tha guys from Urban Dict.
haha.

1)izzle
Language populared by Big Snoop Doggy Dogg, used to utterly confuse everybody who isn't an urban rapper.

Person: So how are you doing today, friend?
urbanite: OH, I'm fo schizzle my doggy bizzle... I hooked up with some hizzles and got some 40 ouncizzles and I'm going to fizzle those hizzles in their tight little vagizzlez

2)Izzle
-izzle is something you add to the end of a word to sound ghetto fabulous. or stupid. whatever comes first.

ayo my dizzle, we still on tonizzle? (yo my dog, we still on tonight?)
fo shizzle my nizzle (fo sho my nigga)

3)izzle
noun forming suffix - a suffix used to make a verb into a noun, demonstrating the characteristics of that verb.
Used most in the forms of shizzle & hizzle.
Shizzle when used in connection with the words "for" or "fo" means the english word sure.
Any other use of shizzle means the word "shit." Be something "the shit" or just as a general statement of displeasure, that is how shizzle is used.

Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!

"the device first appeared publicly on the 1981 rap hit Double Dutch Bus, by Frankie Smith. " -Snoop Dogg

haha! there u have it, ma brizzile and sizelle.
hope ya enjoy this izzle shizzile fo'shizzle!.

Big Ups to Urband dict.
and Big S-N-DOUBLE-O-P D-O-DOUBLE G(jizzle)

CRAZY.

2009-02-21T15:43:00.003+08:00

A-CRAZY, A-CRAZY, A-CRAZY AYE!
IM REALLY GETTING CRAZY,
WHAT U SEE HERE IS NO ROLEPLAY!
THE WORLD'S TURNING TOPSYTURVY,
EVERYONES TURNING GAY!
ANIWAYS, GETTING SICK OF THAT FAKE ACTING "BLACK" SINGAPOREANS,
THEY'RE JUST AINT HAPPY OF BEING AN ASIANS.
THEM FAKERS TRYING TO HARD TO BECOME A "G"
AND THEIR WACK "SWAG!" REALLY BOTHER ME!
OH WHATHADILLY..THEY REALLY ACTING SILLY!
OH PARDON ME, IM REALLY GETTIN CRAZY JUST BEING ME!
A-CRAZY, A-CRAZY, A-CRAZY AYE!
Y'ALL MAAFO BETTER STAY AWAY.

DANS.

THA BEGINNIN'.

2009-02-21T13:00:00.005+08:00

SUPP FOO'!
FINALLY! I GOT THIS ISH SETTLED.
MA BLOGSPOT IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE!
HAAHAHA, OK IM JUST PLAYIIN!
ACTUALLY,IM A NOOB,IM GONNA KEEP TRYIN.

WELL,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
STEP RIGHT UP!, STEP RIGHT UP!
*NANA NANANANA NA NA NA (SOME CIRCUS ANTHEM THINGY)

WELCOME TO MA BLOGSPOT!
DANS.

* BIG UPS TO SITI FERR HELPING WIT MA BLOG
AND ALSO TO MA CUZZ,HAFIZ, WHO CALLED ME A NOOB.
THANKS!=)